Thursday, November 6, 2008

Hawt Obama Girl Seeks Invite to the Ball

SWF seeks OWD (old white dude) with tickets to inaugural ball; will promise companionship, witty banter, dancing, hotness etc. I'll be your Cinderella!! (as in, I will disappear at midnight/run off with a sexy hill press aide) Republicans need not apply, unless you are Aaron Schock.

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